"How to spot a Sherlockian"<< sadly I would have ducked << that's not sad, I would've too! << never say that Sherlock references are sad or ill have to rethink a large portion of my life. :/ <<< That, my dear, is the most true thing, I've read today.
Some random guy came up to me once and said he need a hot girlfriend to win a bet, then asked me out. When I told my dad this story two years later, he said the exact same thing Sherlock said here <---- Whelp, your dad's secretly Sherlock