How to get Chat Noir to shut up and faint. Step Get his Lady(AKA Ladybug AKA Marinette Dupin-Cheng) Step Make Ladybug kiss Chat Noir. Step Leave him alone to think about what just happened. Step Watch him Fangirl like an idiot and faint from happiness.
WHAT IFS "what if mari learns kendo, adrien likes her but mari doesn’t know. adrien flirts with her like chat noir but mari rejects like ladybug. then people challenge mari to see who’s stronger and adrien doesn’t like to see her over exert herself"