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Oh that is cute...

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

Sleep Deprived. Toddler sleep regression, FAB!

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

"Your total mega-meltdown tantrum helped me see your side of things."    Said no mom ever.

"Your total mega-meltdown tantrum helped me see your side of things." Said no mom ever.


so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Is it poor parenting to send this to my children?

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

...or "I wish I had the thighs I had in college."

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: It's pretty satisfying when the stupid bitches from highschool turn out to be crazy cat ladies.

But from what I've been told, not well. (And we both know that you definitely don't know how to lick . Here's another hint honey - You kiss it and use your tongue to gently lick it. YOU DON'T CHEW ON IT LIKE A HUNGRY WOLF!) Jeez.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories.

Run! Miss Nelson's Got the Camera: Clutter Control

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.