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wish they would quit posting food on pinterest - Google Search

So true. I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and yet I am still making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

*that* explains it!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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