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"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves." It's Friday! Enjoy the weekend everyone!


Coaches should have to push you to work hard. You should push yourself to work hard because you want to be a great player.

Sell your lemons :)

365 Happiness Project: Quote 293 - Boho Weddings For the Boho Luxe Bride

Large Ave girls!

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

Never too early...

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine.you're an amateur and we can't be friends.neva eva too early

what is better than I love you

Three little words that are way better than “I love you”: “I brought wine” “Want a cupcake?” “You’re way prettier” “I was wrong”