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"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves." It's Friday! Enjoy the weekend everyone!


Why is it called beauty sleep if I wake up looking like a troll? its oh so true :( / :)


"warning: the consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing" This is how Karaoke always seems to happen

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

writers conference..... notebooks! boxwine! set! write! #Wildacres   ------- Bottle-that's where she went wrong.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

Wine could never replace a friend, though. It doesn't have the arm strength.

A good friend knows when to pour a glass of wine and talk it out. A great friend knows when to shut up and hand over the bottle.

My hearts says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god women, eat a salad.

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

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funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

Primitives by Kathy 'This Wine Is Making Me Awesome' Box Sign

Pretty much sums it up.Primitives by Kathy 'This Wine Is Making Me Awesome' Box Sign available at Nordstrom

Exactly how I feel!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.


Frankly Autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your shirt… yep that's me right there