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hah!! That's me lol I sit in my room with a laptop and my iPod and stalk everfound and never want to leave or socialize :) lol

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. And yup! I'm married to a pastor. People expect me to socialize.

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

its true. in fact i try having full blown conversations with my husband as he tried to fall asleep

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

Sleep calculations

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Yep...

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Ahhh, coffee

Coffee Humor: Ahhh, that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

hahahaha! oh...that's so ridiculously true! hahaha!

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"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

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