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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

"why does this make perfect sense? :)"<<< This bitch stole my words!! that is what I said when she read it to me!!

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch, well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

I don't have an attitude problem

Funny pictures about Attitude problem. Oh, and cool pics about Attitude problem. Also, Attitude problem photos.

I never eat leftovers! Fresh is tbe best.... See i had him at his best ;)

I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!

Betty White is my hero :)

Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

Well said

Liberals/Progressives/Democrats/Far Lefters take note. If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem. Haha so true

The ability to give a damn

I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

Been there #donethat. Then #beenthere again because I never learn.

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson.

I guess being a nurse, this quote makes more sense to me, then any other way its ever been described to me .

awesome This is why I don't always agree with traditional counseling. At some point, reh. This is why I don't always agree with traditional counseling. At some point, rehearsing what happened is reliving it. Over and over again. Let it go.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot. (funny, and sometimes true!

Love this!

don't let the heart that didn't love you keep you from the one that will. i need to remember this!

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