Explore Funny Cake Quotes, Funny Smile Quotes, and more!

Let's be honest. I really really don't like eggs. And the only way I ENJOY eggs is when they are deeply disguised in something else delicious.

Julep on

LOL So funny and true! Funny Quote and Saying. I hate eggs unless they are in baked goods. Or on eggs Benedict but I only eat the yolk.

Truth, my legs are so white, you need sunglasses to look at them lol (not really but they're pretty white lol)

31 Funny Pictures for Today

If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. <<< my teeth would be tan😂

A Walk

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.

by the glass

33 Funny Pics for Your Monday

Drop an egg into a glass or bowl of water to tell if it’s still fresh. | 17 Crazy Kitchen Hacks You Have To Try

Drop an egg into a glass or bowl of water to tell if it's still fresh.

interesting helpful lifehacks 29 Life hacks, helpful hints, pro tips; whatever you call em, theyre worth a try Photos)

Diet problems

that sounds like me. choked on a piece of peanut butter fudge and after I spat it I thought "didn't like peanut butter anyway"

I have the most persistent and determined little girl ever, and this is so accurate.

Alcohol Inks on Yupo

My mom showed this to me and then informed me that this was her hopes for my future. Thanks mom.

Things I have in common with...

Meet the 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show models Things I have in common with the Victorias Secret models: Being hungry