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All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. Makes sense, we'll start working on one!

heh heh heh !

A cop just knocked in my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him, “That’s impossible, my dogs don't even have bikes.

So true with my family :P

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Note to self: buy a cape.

I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Finally it's right! Someone else had said, "If you've ever washed your hands ten times in one day, gone back to check you locked the car three times in five minutes or been unable to concentrate on what the teacher was saying because he didn't rub ALL the chalk off the board near the edges ... then you'll totally understand this :)". Yep, CDO.

or been unable to concentrate on what the teacher was saying because he didn't rub ALL the chalk off the board near the edges . then you'll totally understand this :)

Real life

Romance movies destroy relationships because they deceive women into thinking those kind of situations actually happen in REAL life. Men are equally deceived by PORN movies.

HA!!!!

A good thing, because not everyone can afford a Sleep Number bed or think it has enough value, but . thankfully I'm a non-alcoholic cheap drunk; I don't need nearly that many glasses!

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Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

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The only one believing your lies is yourself... He only stayed with you because of his kids. He doesn't want you, so quit lying to everyone and making it seem like your life is so perfect!

Naomie this made me laugh out loud, I completely thought of you on this one! I hate when Im wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I cant find my boots with the fur!

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Every. Time.

LOL funny true i can relate so true teen quotes relatable alarm so relatable<<My name is Amigo Montoya, you kill my father, PREPARE TO DIE!

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