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Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

THE TRUTH IN HUMOR! Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2 - BabyCenter

Feeling stabby. Send jokes. - Page 2

I'm cranky, I just gave myself progesterone shot and it's making me itchy and nauseated, my kids are out of town, my husband's working late, and I'm super bitchy.

There's a difference between me being offended and me not putting up with stupid shit from the small minded with big ego

Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

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Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!

I find this to be true. Remember that if you give someone enough of rope, they'll hang themselves!

This is the truth if I've ever heard it! Miserable ppl dont want to be happy and when two find each other, well hell more power to 'em! Funny tho how they'll find ways to blame their misery on others.

Pms humor

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Bahahaha!! I am pretty sure we think this about a few people.

The Signum Times on

True but you're still trying to spread your legs too no body wants that nasty cunt though. Hahah caption was too funny to get rid of


Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!