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My sister used to call me "fang face." You morning people just need to let me wake up.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Technically, it's a dialect, there's a difference. And fo real, once you start you can't stop.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

- "I Can Relate: Going Shopping w/Money & Nothing to Find; Going Shopping w/out Money & Wanting Everything in Sight"

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10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

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Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

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