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Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Hahah

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Excuse the language but this was just perfect

Funny Flirting Ecard: If you're talking behind my back. you're in a real good position to kiss my ass.

a to the men!.... Please don't judge me

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

Bad yoga. https://some.ly/H3xArIY/

Free and Funny Stop Stalling Ecard: My least favorite yoga position is squatting over a public toilet.

Not even directed towards anyone :) just that thought the crosses the mind at times

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: The only thing I don't like about you is that constant inhaling & exhaling habit you have.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

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Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

I need to run more lol

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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Elizabeth Taylor Quote, "I Don't Have a Short Temper, I Just have a Quick Reaction to Bullshit". I love this quote !

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

This is why I'm not in better shape.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

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