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Don't worry son if I can't feed you both at once, I'll hire a milk cow to come in.

Not nice at all but funny as hell! !  Never heard twatwaffle....still laughing

Twatwaffle will never get old to me. but cuntcakes. that's just hilarious.

For real, wish I could really be a polish namer. Lol

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: The camel called. he wants his toe back.

Clean frustration

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

That may be YOUR opinion but I've actually used recipe's, cleaning, decorating and event planning tips and ideas. In fact I can say that Pinterest changed my life for the better!

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Funny Ecard: I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

True, and authentic ...  give yourself a moment to be IN it - then pull your panties up and figure it out.

"Keep calm & carry on" sounds great but nobody does that. Try "Lose your shit, bawl awhile, dry your eyes, fix your makeup & figure it out.

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

yeh, and the other one is "how much he weigh" while the baby is blue and not breathing.

another one is- how much does my baby weigh. when they have been holding the infant since birth!

Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.

Those actually are my top four wishes.

Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat - Peg It Board on imgfave

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