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"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

No more Chances for anyone

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.

Serving my drinks in these tiny glasses is only creating more work for you. Now go and fetch me something more bucket-ish

Sunday morning all you can drink Mamosas. Just bring a pitcher. Seriously, I promise we are going to drink way more than one glass.

Sweet Serendipity

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

Sweet Serendipity

Definitely NOT me, but it made me laugh though. ‍♀️

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Hahaha! Yes it is. I keep thinking about the Murphy's concert! Remember Allison?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Especially when I'm hangry... I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day, walking slow as f**k in front of me... Get the f**k out of my way !

Free and Funny News Ecard: I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

One of my Favs!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you're friggin special.

Nothing I hate more than the sound of my alarm.

ecard // i'm in love with my bed // alarm clock jealous whore // sleep

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You are offended by the things I say? imagine the stuff I hold back.

Funny Confession Ecard: So if a bra is called an over the shoulder boulder holder, what do they call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut? humor

"So if a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder', what do they call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut?" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

Photo: It's FUCKING FRIDAY....

Funny Friendship Ecard: Its too bad that, even at our age, were not mature enough to meet for A drink because it will somehow turn into 7 drinks, 5

Country Roads Take Me Home - Country Roads Sign - Country Sign - Wood Sign - Gallery Wall Sign - Farmhouse Sign

Shop for farmhouse sign on Etsy, the place to express your creativity through the buying and selling of handmade and vintage goods.

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