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Bro-tips are so simple, straightforward and helpful.) However, if you really care about the girl, this would be a perfect opportunity to show it.

Technically, it's a dialect, there's a difference. And fo real, once you start you can't stop.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Fishing sucks

There's plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck and fishing. we suck at fishing!

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

I'm gonna pop some Midol. Only got tampons in my pocket. I-I-I'm hunting, looking for some chocolate. This is not so awesome.

If the song thrift shop was actually about periods.so funny, so true!

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About as much attention as a white crayon

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

That has scared me many times http://ibeebz.com

so true. the poster up on the wall above my bed fell down on my face in the middle of the night, and I thought I was getting kidnapped and I would have to fend off the attacker in my pjs! I nearly had a heart attack.

Too true

The definition of Studying. This is the way my daughter would study and she was an excellent student. I needed complete silence, go figure!

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

Shhh just trust me.

who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?" "Shhh just trust me"

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Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

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Today's kids will never know the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument, now all you can do is poke your screen in an angry rage.

seriously. get off me.

You're nice to the weird kid. Has happened more time than I can count. And once in awhile, that weird kid turns out to be a pretty awesome friend.

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