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Free and Funny Get Well Ecard: You look sick. I think you need a shot of penis-cillin!

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Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Hahaha oh people, people!

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

In Case I Haven’t told you.

In case I haven’t told you lately, I still love the freaking shit out of you.

Happens every time

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word Fuck like a comma

On a scale of 1 to 10, how serious are they when it says... 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney.

Oh, shit! Lol!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

So me... misspelling everything

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

(6) Moody, Mouthy and Bitchy

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

No your just a cunt and a whore

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.