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I totally want to do this to someone and I have the perfect person! humorous text messages | funny text messages

My friend said she couldn't find her phone, so call her. I did, and answered-did you not just text FROM your phone? to be fair, that was fast to catch on considering the text woke me up


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"All I want for Christmas is a tattoo, and then another tattoo." Because they're like potato chips, and it's hard to stop at just one. I WANT ANOTHER TATTOO.

You're My Significant Otter! A super cute art print of otters holding hands makes a great gift for your favorite person. This is a high quality print

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Ain't that the truth or when somebody or in this case your ex significant other two sides of blab they're fat mouth all over the world wide web for everybody to know their business like that shit's cool

Relationships last longer when no body knows your business. ~ plus it's not like it will be kept a secret.people you don't even know will know all about you and what goes on in your relationship, like my bff for example :p

All the time >u<

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

Miss You Like Crazy! The closer it seems to get, where we can be a reality, the more I miss you. Just another reason why I can't do what you would like. How much I miss you is already almost unbearable. That would make the time we have left apart seem impossible.

Miss You Like Crazy

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Poop tarts hehe @kaytielouise

** 33 Examples Of "You Had One Job" Oh no, maybe this is trying to tell me these pop tarts will make me poop. Or maybe POOP IS INSIDE THE TARTS!

Never leave someone who touches your soul more than your body.

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Lottle :)

So cute! "I like you a lottle. It's like a little except a lot." And they're penguins! How could you not love all the cuteness in this picture.

Soulmate Quotes : Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

Soulmate Quotes : Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them.

I wish I never met you because I let you come in an destroy everything ... For what someone down the road to pick up your mess ... But I love you so it's kinda hard to just sit there and say I wish I never met you cause if I never met you I would not be where I am today .. Alone

Sometimes it’s So Hard And I Just Want To Unmeet You - Unknown Picture Quotes