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Guilty as charged.

wait did i pin this already? I do this all the time and then I have to go back and delete the duplicate:)

real friends don't get offended when you insult them. they smile and call you something even more offensive. Me with most of my friends.

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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That's what I did wrong!!

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I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

When I win the lottery!

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

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Oh dear God, I beg you. Hahahaha Bless the makers of this movie. Ladies night out as soon as it's released!

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