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Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Enjoy thinking about the truth. Keep popping babies out your sure to trap him for life. Truth comes out always in the end.

Or close to 9 times.....

Hahaha, it drives Alex nuts!

After a while u just gotta delete their number

I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.


That guy wanted to buy you a drink. But I already have a drink. Do you think he' d buy me mozzarella sticks? I'd buy a girl mozzarella sticks if she asked. moron is an anti main

Me meeting a guy.

I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you - Identity Thief love her!

So true lol

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like, "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.

Like it's my job

I look just like this when I'm trying to take a picture without someone noticing. Except when I leave the flash on lol!


Recreational Monday moment – Fitting a few chuckles in between tasks

"By all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me." -- Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada

I would be lying if u said I have not done this

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