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Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

I have turned off the water so many times to listen!

Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.

Hey, it is a step! #OurSkinny #SummerIsComing

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

Moms -- what is it about a phone call that cues the kids to lose it? // Let's not bother mommy right now; she's on the phone," said no child ever.

Luke Bryan.....anytime....anywhere! ❤️

I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

Isn't that the truth? Lol

I must need an interpreter because when I say “Hurry, put your shoes on and get in the car”, my kids hear, “It’s a good time to poop.

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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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