That's hilarious! Some of the commandments actually resemble the original 10 Commandments in structure, like "Thou shall not covet." and "Thou shall remember the test day [Sabbath Day] and prepare for it [keep it] wholly [holy]"
Do you know what Pi Day is? If you do, welcome to geekdom 🙂 For those non-nerds, you may remember that the number “pi” is (and on and on) and so math-types like to celebrate Pi on March – you know, – – get it?