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Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

Ahhhh, drunk texting. My signature move!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm busy right now but would be happy to ignore you at some other time.

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

It took a lifetime

The key to our enduring friendship - different taste in men and the same taste in alcohol.