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Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Truth :)

Oh how I'd love to say this to some people."Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside, Bitch.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Seriously..it's not always good guys finish last. It works both ways...so stop ya complaining bro!

OMG SO TRUE! Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Nice Guys, Stop your incessant complaining about girls ignoring you for jerks.You do the exact same thing when you pass us up for the skanky bitches.

'Do you want me to put Eminem on? would that help you grow some balls?'

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

That awkward moment when....

My mind is all 'let's go to the gym!' but my body is all 'Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable'

wait, why am i still trying to be sneaky about it? i'm my own boss now!

oh someecards, you have the best sense of humor! I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.

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I Do Not Spew Profanities Mug

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