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I hate carrots. Well -hate is not a strong enough word. I pick them out of cole slaw. I only like them in carrot cake.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Totally gonna start using this. I actually own pants that say sassy pants! They fuel my sass!

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

I've heard it's nice....

I can't remember what not tired feels like. Sometimes the extreme exhaustion of my RA, and fibromyalgia is much harder to deal with than the pain,SO TRUE FOR ME.

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Aka you are the original reason I am on medication

I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script

read the script people! This so me control freak lord I am aweful.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Like I am doing right now...work? or pinterest? you decide.

I am Very Busy Right Now [Pic]

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What I love most about our friendship is that it's based solely on inappropriate conversations that no sane person should have.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

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