i love how in scary movies the person yells hello as if the bad guy is gonna be like yeah I’m in the kitchen want a sandwich
That's so laughable post
Once in vacay there was this big bathroom w like 10 stalls at the pool in the resort I flushed it the toilet made a huge fart noise and my mom thought I farted. Then we all laughed and would always use that one. We called it the farting toilet lmao
The Human Brain. so true
Unfortunately, this is probably a true statement. Or, more likely, I'd experiment tasering on some random person.
That awkward moment. funny story one time in spanish class she asked what 4 was and I yelled OCHO like I owned the place.
Teenager Post It may look like I'm having really deep thoughts but of the time I'm just thinking about what food I'm going to eat later.
I Literally Laughed Out loud and my teacher asked if there was something that needed to be shared and I told them and a few other people laughed too XD
Teenager Post I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & Eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it.
Nothing to eat. Nothing to eat. Lower standards and repeat. (Do this all the time.back and fourth like 50 times) :/
Hahah soooooo me!
that awkward moment when a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaber trying to open it
You Just Realized.I also just realized it says exploradora in the theme song.
hahahaaha why would you go up to someone anyway who is holding up a sign saying "free hugs"? a hobo or a self-absorbed mad person?