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getting 500 times cuter, unless its hitler. then it's nein times cuter<< I just look kinda crazy Bc I get excited and talk real fast

That was beautiful.

condescending con descending <--- And if the criminal was a royal high blood? A Condesce condescending con descending

Welp, I don't walk around in the middle of the night so, I'm safe.

One of my ancestors immigrated to the U.S. during the Great Potato Famine and whenever I tell people they're like, "WTF is the Great Potato Famine."

IM IRISH AND I FIND THIS HILARIOUS << Ok so we were in history and this kid was talking so my teacher asked him a question and he goes ".the potato famine? We were talking about the revolutionary war 😄

Oh my god

I told this at dinner and we proceeded to spend the rest of the time making dead puns and talking about the most ridiculous things we want done after our deaths


I'm actually really good atath and this is pretty wrong. with our current technology.

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Is it because ppl say there's an elephant in the room (meaning theres something they're clearly avoiding?


If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway. Moreover, Anne Hathaway had a Will(iam Shakespeare). History puns are hys-torical<<< and with the will. she only got a bed when Shakespeare died

I can't....

Just to finally decide there are no rules to the English language whatsoever. this post hurt me lol

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y'know, like 10 years ago someone told me Jack Black died in a plane crash and I believed it so I spent like 3 years thinking Jack Black was dead.