Kim Carcrashian "whoahohoho my friend you are mistaken"
I hate when adults make fun of you and ask if you bought your jeans with all the holes in them. Why don't you get fix the holes in our economy Robert
Parents these days
when we lived in the two story any time mom wanted to see me but was too lazy to actually go up the stairs she'd throw a piece of ham in a hot skillet and wait for me to poke my nose out of my door and scurry down the stairs like a damn raccoon
Too much swagger for the dagger. That'll just make me wanna stab them
the poor potato
The Stranger I Bumped Into ✔️ - ✦ chapter 30 ✦
[COMPLETED] The beautiful cover is made by infinitelyx <><>highest: ~ one day you'll meet someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be with you in your future ~ I bump into a wall, well what I thought was a wall. Hands go out to s.
I don't blow my nose in class<---- I'm quite the opposite. I blow my nose whenever I need to, loud and proud. But I don't go to the bathroom at school.
The Worlds Top Mosquito Expert Ahahahaha
Or they will just think you are a total weirdo
I aspire to provide this kind of developmental environment for my children someday.>>> how do you accidentally throw a cheese grater at someone?
The fist contagious burn // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - So funny and wrong!
I'd be a terrible superhero. I'd be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like, "I literally just sat down.
I accept compliments like a vending machine trying to accept wrinkly dollar bills.
How to properly handle being cat called << dog called
My dad in a nut shell: The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes Of All Time
☼ nσt єvєn thє ѕun cαn ѕhínє αѕ вríght αѕ чσu ☼<---- what's up with all this hipster inspirational shit? This is a text post about fucking procrastinators, not flower crowns or whatever the fuck hipsters like