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And what a rate

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

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I think my guardian angel drinks.ha ha, Idon't think I have a guardian angel, but if I did she'd probably drink.


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Exactly. I don't strike unnecessarily, but when I do, your downfall will be quick, precipitous and measurable on the Richter scale.

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Love signing in the car, windows down....if ya dont know l the words..just mouth watermelon over and over....

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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Can't trust that heart.

Yep pretty much💯💯👌most of the time your mind be knowing what you need but your heart be on some that LOVE shit

"Dear Karma..." - Unknown #quotes

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!