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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

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My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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LMAO It's happened to me! That awkward moment when you're walking down the stairs and think there's another step and you Hulk stomp the ground.

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hmmm I am glad you say more than k to me! wow seriously if I have to text you a paragraph then its important because I would prefer to call you instead......I am so very thankful you dont ignore me either

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

I definitely do...

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Holding a Gun

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

That awkward moment LOL

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

There should be a #line at every #supermarket for those who have their #act together #LetsGetWordy

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

I’ve chosen my cell phone, because it reveals the side of me that is all about communication. As sad as it is with the changes in technology over the years this has become a necessity and not a want. I use it to keep track of my kids, for work, email etc. Without it I would be lost.

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

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