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Bhahahhaahaaaa! ; P
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Perfect Quote to some up my life. I never run with Scissors. Those last two words were not necessary

Last words of Augustan Burroughs running with scissors still don't know the exact meaning

I don't run with scissors, but I might dance with them. Yup, I live on the edge.

Ha ha ha ha - this is totally me.

Bhahahhaahaaaa! ; P

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the funniest thing ever. sad thing is. its so true.

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This is some funny and true shit! I don't care if some people find it politically incorrect, take a pill and get over yourself!
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I rearranged them after they fell asleep.

I adjust the ornaments a little every night when my kids are in bed. They don't know I messed with it. And I can look at our tree without wanting to hyperventilate.

I didn't know I had OCD until

This is some funny and true shit! I don't care if some people find it politically incorrect, take a pill and get over yourself!

This is some funny and true shit! I don't care if some people find it politically incorrect, take a pill and get over yourself!
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Do they live anywhere near pizza?

Do tacos have a hunting season(ing)?

Thank God I don't have to hunt for my food, I don't even know where tacos live.

Best 26 Taco Meme - Thinking Meme

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this was actually 3 days ago for me---and I love me some obscene gestures!

Very lucky I didn't use many obscene gestures AND words at work today. Came close.

How I felt at the end of every day that I was bullied at work. Being a good person, however (unlike the a-hole boss), I held off on the gestures until I got to my car.

ah yes, ye olde obscene gestures :o)))))

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HA! ~ True...Don't give me the option because I will likely be out the door in seconds
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Never thought about it but so true!

Lol so true! I just want to be home more the older I get!

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Yes- what if the dreams of your soul are what the world calls "Small" Dreams? Just because they are poorly paid but noble professions, say? Should you then just stop aspiring for your "small" dreams because everyone else says "Dream big"?

HA! ~ True...Don't give me the option because I will likely be out the door in seconds

HA! ~ True...Don't give me the option because I will likely be out the door in seconds
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So, so true...
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sad but true. Life of a night shift worker, always chasing sleep.

I always say the only thing getting me out of bed on Friday morning is the promise of sleeping in on Saturday!

I woke up thinking that I can't wait to go back to sleep in the morning after work tonight:). I'm seriously looking forward to it.

I love to sleep. Took a pill so I can sleep hard. Going to bed early so I don't have to think or feel. You are in my heart. I don't know how to get rid of you.

So, so true...

So, so true...

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Being an adult is stupid. I get excited when I have new cleaning cloths at work. I have a sad life.

I don't understand why people have to get ready for bed. I'm always ready for bed.

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I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from. I'm a constant fucking delight. Yes, I am.

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I grew up living paycheck to paycheck (Funny People Pictures) – #direct deposit #paycheck #perseverance

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit. and that would be me ;

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Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

When you realize something important.

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