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... and on their cars... and all over their mailbox... and anything else they may come in contact with on a regular basis. lol

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. ~ God is Heart

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

You mean, now?? Because for some reason, everything is funny at the moment! ♊️

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

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Nutella makes everyone happy :) if you don't like Nutella there is something seriously wrong with you. i only know one person that doesnt like nutella.

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Love of Life Quotes

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so true... i also love when people laugh with wild abandon. one of my fave people laughs BIG when he laughs. it is JOY.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

I can't imagine ever being able to recall this quickly enough to use it in proper context, but it doesn't make me love the sentiment any less.

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i'm trying to see things from your point of view. but i can't stick my head that far up my ass.

Mom says she found ur virginity, under the pile of socks in ur bedroom! Haha!!

Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!

Exactly! Some people just don't get it!

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point.very true

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

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