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I have developed a low tolerance for the brats of this generation and the parents who created them.

Doesn't karma take that as a challenge? But crying uncle doesn't do anything either..

Doesn't karma take that as a challenge? But crying uncle doesn't do anything either.

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

Payday...for the electric company, cable company, insurance company..etc

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

begrip?

Funny pictures about The Behavior Of Some People. Oh, and cool pics about The Behavior Of Some People. Also, The Behavior Of Some People photos.

*Disclaimer - I DO NOT agree that as a group men are rather stupid. I just recognize this line from a Mary Poppin's song we danced to when my dd was young. Good memories. :o)

*Disclaimer - I DO NOT agree that as a group men are rather stupid. I just recognize this line from a Mary Poppin's song we danced to when my dd was young.

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Newton's 3rd Law of Love: For every happy 2nd wife, there is an equally unhappy and opposite-looking ex-wife.

Newton's Law of Love: For every happy wife, there is an equally unhappy and opposite-looking ex-wife.

Oh, that's cute that you let your kid get away with everything. Won't be cute when he is 28 and still living in your basement.

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

http://hamptonroadshappyhour.com/happy-hour-humor-27-0 - 2.5

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

I Thought I Was Fat Fridge Magnet

I Thought I Was Fat Fridge Magnet

I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat fridge magnet.

We have 2 parakeets and a sun conure...but this is still funny!

girl freaked out look face parakeet landed lands on girls head, There isn't a more accurate picture that describes my life.

~ Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize ....... maybe I already am.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize .

Same shit, different day

Don't worry Dick's Hideaway is ready to make your work week better, keep your pants on and visit us soon.

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