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It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

LOL.. girl finds wasp during photo shoot.. the best!

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Funny pictures about That Moment When You Notice There's A Wasp Nest Over Your Head. Oh, and cool pics about That Moment When You Notice There's A Wasp Nest Over Your Head. Also, That Moment When You Notice There's A Wasp Nest Over Your Head photos.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Suga daddy

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me

no pants no problem. seriously, I almost never wear pants at home. I hate pants. this is a pants free zone. please wear your undies though.

Damn Important

Hotel-safety tip! Hiding from stalkers / abusers etc.

"Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own."

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

To quote Jo Dee Messina, my give a damn is busted.

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days.

funny off the clock

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Do you have a bathroom?

"I hate it when people are at your house and they ask, 'Do you have a bathroom?' No, we go in the backyard.

ikr

I've thought the same thing for quite some time.

or in a cabin or an RV... (Camping was fun in my 20's...My 40's say "hell to the no".)

This is why my mom (our Troop Leader for Troop took our Girl Scouts to a condo in Destin each year. She made it verrrrry clear, "We don't camp. If you want to camp, there is another troop that camps." ONLY one girl chose the camping!

Hahaha! but really I ran 2 miles and ate 4 doughnuts...

Funny Confession Ecard: Ran my first this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut. yup thats me!

My bowels have better moves than you.

ShiyyyiiiTT
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