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No shave November, anyone? -pretty much my everyday thought

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

This is literally the funniest thing ever... I am crying...

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

OMG! Can't stop laughing

Ive gotta remember this!

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

I know!

So true :)

Hilarious Ecards | funny someecards, bacon wrapped media (1) | Bacon Wrapped Media

fold button on my dryer, someecards

True friends crop Facebook pics

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!


To live is good. To live good is even better.

no, really. sometimes i'm just standing there and five minutes later i realize i'm just grabbing my boobs, lost in thought. #truestory

yep - the joys of being a girl.

I actually did this once. It freaked my brother out when he tried to connect to my wifi.  bahaha

Stop it attention seeker! ugh so true!

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Sounds like a valid excuse to me.


I should have seen this quote years ago.

Ways to deal with students saving "their spot" in your Zumba class.

why have six pack abs when you can hold a twelve pack?

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people...why dont people understand this?

Fake boobs dont fix anything but your boobs people.why dont people understand this?

How Sleep Affects Your Weight Loss

How Sleep Affects Your Weight Loss

How Sleep Affects Your Weight Loss (weight loss websites)