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"Life is hard; it's even harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne // something I wish I could tell each of my students!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Funny pictures about Important note to self. Oh, and cool pics about Important note to self. Also, Important note to self.

Yup... that about sums it up. lol   - Workout quote

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

Who better to give you guidance than yourself? You are the person living your experience. You are the person who knows yourself better than anybody else in the world. You are your own best source for advice. Quiet your mind, bring your awareness to center, and you will have all the answers you could ever want to any questions you could ever ask. "Go within; and you will know."

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johns

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I've been single for a while and i have to say. It's going very well. It's working out. I think I'm the one. Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Funny Cross Stitch Pillow, Blue Pillow, Lazy Quote. $25.00, via Etsy.

Funny Cross Stitch Pillow, Blue Pillow, Lazy Quote from NeedleNosey Stitchery. Saved to Snarky Cross Stitch Pillows.

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If you can't handle me at my worst then I completely understand because I can't either. I think we all have moments when we get on our own nerves!

Murphy's law

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Why is this so hilarious to me?

ok, it's true. it will pass, but that doesn't mean it won't suck from time to time.

I say this all the time...it's awkward when they compliment your boobs 0_o

I’m awkward…

I'm awkward when people compliment me. "Nice hair" - "Thanks, I grew it myself"

Ha! I tried this on a couple of people and ... OMG! Lol

I, just once want to find a number that dosent work. Even 1 and 0 work. Ugh>>>>>>>>same. Even decimals work

Please excuse the crude humor, but it made me giggle.

Ok, I decided I couldn't hold back on pinning this. It just made me laugh too much. "You can't say happiness without penis"

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