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aaayyssshhh...

this is so me hahaha.that moment when you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master

If there's ice cream trucks in the summer then why isn't there Starbucks ( For me it should be Dutch Bro's Coffee. ) trucks in the winter?

If here's ice cream trucks in the summer. then why aren't there Starbucks coffee trucks in the winter?

thanks for stealing this week's sleep!

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

You got that right.  And you do NOT have the right to remain silent.  I'll use that against you too.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.so true

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

I Do Know Crazy

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

I should really write this shit down...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

dryer lint . . .

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

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