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this is so me hahaha.that moment when you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master

not drunk

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

Strategically Placed Pinatas

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.


Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I know alot of these....that is why Jerry hides the hammers....

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:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

Err, true? Guilty as charged! things-that-crack-me-up

wicked_designs : I will make custom book charm jewelry gift for $5 on www

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

artist, funny, haha, hate, lyrics

"I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong". Some where over the rainbow, way up sky. Did she get that wrong?

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The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. The trick is getting back to sleep!

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

....My life about 2 weeks before my wedding! It was so chaotic & crazy,BUT our wedding couldn't have turned our more perfect and romantic thanks to all my hard work & planing :)

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

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