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Funny Confession Ecard: These pills will make you stop being a crazy bitch. You should take Friend

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

hahahhahahaa

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If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.

Or preschool teachers lol wouldnt have it any other way :)

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Yes! But starting to get baby fever eeek!

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Take a shower honey, you smell like failure.

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

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