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HA!  this is me & it's probably why I feel that I have to deal with incompetence everywhere I go (it seems to be only the incompetent are getting jobs these days...)

"People think that I'm quiet because I'm shy, but really I've been silently judging them from afar and determining that they're all fucking retards." Story of my childhood.

Buzzfeed: 19 Things All Lazy People Don't Have Time For

Oh I restarted mine 5 times before I finally took my laundry out of the dryer . I hate laundry

"There. Fixed it. For us big booty girls who are small on top hehe!"  Much appreciated lmao

Fixed it. For us big booty girls who are small on top hehe.oh this is soooo me!

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The Facebook friends you secretly unsubscribe from.

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

Dammit I hate it when that happens! Lol!

Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing


Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.

Omg hahahahah @Natily Dogom I told u I love my babyyyy

Omg hahahahah Dogom I told u I love my babyyyy

Plz post your comments

My anger turns me into Stuttering Susy with selective tourettes emphasized only on the nastiest epithets.

That's way beyond 10!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.