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Rottenecards - I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

I'm amazed at how many lies you tell...to the family, to the kids and your friends.  Your goal is to see how many people you can get to believe your lies.  You just go around telling people that your bf isnt married.  Last time I checked someone needs to file divorce papers to get a divorce. Sounds like you're a compulsive liar and don't even know what truth means any more...

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. Yep, that's me

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Ha!

Free and Funny News Ecard: I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

Drink your wine. We have crafts to do.

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I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 & shoved it into your personality

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

How focus are you!?

Bananas are good. Always take a banana to a party. Good source of potassium.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

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