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*Nudges husband awake at Me: Do you like me Him: I MARRIED YOU Me: yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife. Unclear × Hopefully both :) ×

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Someone from Sunnyvale, California, US posted a whisper, which reads "I pretend to be asleep right when my boyfriend is waking up so I can feel him pulling me closer and the little intimate touches.

Where the hell is Prince Charming? That douchebag is late. We're already in our…

Someone from County Club Acres, Florida, US posted a whisper, which reads "Where the hell is Prince Charming? That douchebag is late.

Talked to my gf today. I said "I love you but when I'm with you, I feel alone" She looked up from her phone "I'm sorry, did you say something? " I got up and left her and the food bill

Talked to my gf today. I said "I love you but when I'm with you, I feel alone" She looked up from her phone "I'm sorry, did you say something? " I got up and left her and the food bill

I proposed to my girlfriend of 10 years. She said yes. Then smacked me and asked why it took me so long.

Someone from New Jersey posted a whisper, which reads "I proposed to my girlfriend of 10 years. Then smacked me and asked why it took me so long.

This will be my Annabean- "The Best Show-And-Tell Ever. This Is Priceless."

The Best Show-And-Tell Ever. This Is Priceless.

I don't need a boyfriend to keep me warm in the winter. The fires of hell will do just fine.

Someone from Columbus, Ohio, US posted a whisper, which reads "I don't need a boyfriend to keep me warm in the winter. The fires of hell will do just fine.

"Guys think they have been tricked when they see a girl without make-up, I'm sorry but I don't want to date someone who is dumb enough to think I have gold eyelids"

Someone from Carrum North, Victoria, AU posted a whisper, which reads "Guys think they have been tricked when they see a girl without make-up, I'm sorry but I don't want to date someone who is dumb enough to think I have gold eyelids "

I was on the first date with my boyfriend and I whispered "I love you" He said it back... He still doesn't know I was talking to my burger

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I was on the first date with my boyfriend and I whispered "I love you" He said it back. He still doesn't know I was talking to my burger "

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