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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Living your 20's instead of becoming a housewife/mother that has a midlife crisis at 40....

Funny Confession Ecard: There's actually a special place in Hell reserved for me and my friends. It's called bitches who know how to have a damn good time.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

The next time someone asks you if you have a sec, tell them, "actually, I have lots of secs," and they will forget what they wanted to ask.

Funny Reminders Ecard: The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell them, 'Actually, I have lots of secs'. And they will forget what they wanted to ask.

Truth. #marleylilly

"If you're a Southern woman the urge to monogram everything you own comes as natural as a Southern man's urge to kill anything with fur or feathers" Lampert Lampert garner

NO Seriously!  Lol!

NO Seriously! Lol!

Change this to walk miles and miles and it is so true!

I run because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. And drink. A lot. I will start running.

You Know, Had Facebook Been Around In High School. This Would've Been Us.

Liking someones status is like a dog pissing on a tree!

Yeah...only we understand each other's weirdness sometimes! lol

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

UBT: "My heart is now open and the feelings are felt." Decoded through the Universal Bullshit Translator. Hilarious.

All the time :D but now I'm getting to where I just pin it anyway! Screw u if u get offended by my pin. life goes on

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