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Whyyyyy?!!!!

Why is it I can remember the lyrics to my favorite song in high school 20 years later, but I can't remember why I came into the kitchen?

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny maybe, but TRUE!

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

"when a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. she's giving you a chance to change what you said." haha so #true! funny ecard

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

This is why I send my mother flowers and a card saying "Happy birth-giving day!"

Funny Birthday Ecard: I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.

Short People!

Here’s the short of it

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short

Think about how you feel when you're interrupted before interrupting others.

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Lol...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

9 Things That Happen When You Have Separation Anxiety From Your Pup

Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people. #dogseparationanxiety

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