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Fuuuuuuuuunny!

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete. -sounds like a Michael pick up line

Damn straight

Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

@Jamie Corrigan for you to send as a response

You are entitled to have an opinion. I am just letting you know that it is stupid. funny silly sarcastic rude e card your card joke sarcasm laugh lol haha he he humor comedy

Sorry I had to block your number since you're too psychotic to take my lack of responses to your obsessive texts as a hint.

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Someecards Only Your BFF Will Understand: I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier.

Agh!  Yes!  My mom does this and then expects me to remember what she told me.  =P

Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'Wow, I am really enjoying this 100 degree weather!

I said please......

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

This is for you JILL!!! Sara

eCards - I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Best work computer background ever. Never fails to make me laugh.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.

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