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@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

you can only say 'WTF' so many times a day until you just decide to start drinking

funny quotes you can only say wtf so many times before you have to start drinking

I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

I've never lied about a single thing but I've caught you in several so just calm the fuck down and shut the fuck up. K thanks

Just kidding, you're a whore! Reminds me of a "so-called friend" who always said."I always keeps it classy, never trashy". Apparently her definition of classy included cheating on her hubby.

I know that wearing an oversized t-shirt does not make me look more skinny, but it does make me feel less fat

Wearing an oversized shirt may not make me look skinny, but it does make me feel less fat.

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Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow. So, there's that. I know this is mean but for the one person I mean it for, it's nice to know :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow.

Cuddle, not shaving

"in the months ending in R" September, October, November, December (: (once january hits its usually my new years resolution to start shaving my legs again)

OK Then

Haha, sad but true! FB stalking is the equivalent of a being a modern day Gladys Kravitz (Bewitched fans get the reference!

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I don't think of myself as having a "gray" thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

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