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As a short person I can vouch that this is indeed true << all I thought was Edward Elric


Your kid is now a pterodactyl and you are a capitalist - FunSubstance

Best role model ever wish I had done that to this one bitch that would bully me in HS//holy crap inspiration amirite

This is so weird for me to post this because I am a sixth grader.... How about the third and fourth graders?

or if u were me, you wore black glitter suspenders, a muppet shirt, pink converse, and red skinny jeans !

I do this too with my brother (kinda). We call it the random game. The rules are simple: 1: name two things that have seemingly no connection whatsoever 2:other person tries to connect them (Example: Unicorns and clouds; They both come in shades of white/ can be moody) 3: you can't use an easy escape such as "they both exist" or "they both have letters in their name" It's so fun!!!

Billy grab the shot gun. This girl's gonna become a wendigo soon so we better get ride of her now.

How beautiful

How beautiful

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. when you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray