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Bat shit crazy.

I am officially proficient a diagnosing bat shit crazy. Actually pretty much every patient and their family member is this.

Haha...thats the truth! Only medical field workers know how true this is especially over lunch!

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Nursing ☤  Yeah... sorry about that.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I have to remind myself around my non-nurse friends not to talk about bodily functions.

Ahhh, the notorious degree from WebMD. Of course you must know more than me after reading the internet for 2 hours, duh.

Dear Over Involved Family Member, Just because you read it on Wikipedia doesn't mean it's true!

Amen... You're a nurse, you are not too good for any job there is to be done!!!

I just came up with this quote, and made it into a graphic, enjoy! "Be the type of nurse you want to work with" - Brian Short RN

Or a vaccine.  But if there were, the stupid people would refuse it, because "Google 'research'"….  :/

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I am a nurse. I am not your waitress, your servant, your drug dealer, or your punching bag.

....I have been to 10 specialists, had numerous tests and no one can diagnose me, what do you think it is?

Most of the time I don't mind too much:). I try to remember that sometimes I call my nurse friends and ask them questions I already know the answer to just because when it comes to your own kids or yourself you become instantly stupid.

My report sheet is my brain!

Why we call them "brains". I walk around saying "had anyone seen my brains? I lost my brains!" Hmm, on second thought maybe we should come up with a better name!