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"I hate men who say girls are "weak." Excuse me, But can you bleed for seven days straight and not die?I don't think so" - So true XD

"Love it. My 5yr old daughter saw me crying because my ex broke up with me and she grabbed me phone and said "I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind" my7yr son said "no" and grabbed his rubber bat. I felt loved. "

My old daughter saw me crying because my ex broke up with me and she grabbed me phone and said "I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind" son said "no" and grabbed his rubber bat. I felt loved.

This literally is me. I hate it when people show up unannounced. I need at least 10 minutes to get out of pjs and throw everything in the closet.

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when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

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I wanna be a mermaid♥

It's okay if your thighs touch. It just means your one step closer to being a mermaid. So hey, who's the real winner? Omg I've always wanted to be a mermaid this is perfect

When you wake up and get your period and you're like "oh that's why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean"

31 Period Humor Jokes That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who’s Had A Period When you wake up and get your period and youre like oh thats why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean

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