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Trust Vodka funny party dance drunk lol vodka alcohol funny humor funny quote funny quotes--I have heard this lie before

... and on their cars... and all over their mailbox... and anything else they may come in contact with on a regular basis. lol

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Fitness Motivation (Stayin_Fit) on Twitter

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

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food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere

Not A Powerpuff…

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine. Well, maybe not the wine ;

Ha!

Funny You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions T-shirt! Great sense of humor! Available in various styles, colors & sizes.

wine

Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man. Wine does this, not a man.

Haha, yep

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Sweet and lovely nutella

Nutella makes everyone happy :) if you don't like Nutella there is something seriously wrong with you. i only know one person that doesnt like nutella.

r u drunk or happy ?

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

And a crazy one at that! How dare I speak the truth? Why would I ever go public with the bold truth? She must be having a bad day. I am having a bad day, but I am still standing.

Live, Laugh, Love

Funny and or stupid signs about guns. Funny signs about the second amendment. Funny signs and quotes about gun control.

#ignoranceisbliss

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

Truth!!

Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

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