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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I know we're not dating, but whenever I see someone else flirting with you, I want to shoot them in the face.

Don't waste your tears by crying when it's over. Smile because now some other woman has to put up with all of his crap. @Lauren Heim these always make me think of us ;) hahah

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Don't waste your tears by crying when it's over. Smile because now some other woman has to put up with all of his crap.

I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Oh heh.Funny Confession Ecard: I worry that I might be ugly. Then I look in the mirror and am delighted to find that I'm fucking gorgeous.

Makes sense

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

5 minutes....im going to have to show my husband this!

Right this very minute I'm waiting.and it is over 5 minutes. Yet we still love each other.

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