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YES THREE LONG YEARS. Not sure if that makes me an idiot or just too understanding. Na I'm an idiot because I'm done trying to be understanding. Theres no understanding chaos.

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I hate the phrase "kids will be kids." I think it should be replaces with "Bad parenting results in assholes."

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids" I think it should be replaced with "Bad Parenting results in assholes" . Amen to that!

This should be my life slogan.

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They must have taken the day off and didn't warn me.

Accepting new applicants. Must be able to handle DIVERSITY and speak fluent sarcasm.


"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

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It's possible that both apply in this situation

Hang on, I'm still trying to decide whether I don't give a shit or if I don't give a fuck.

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I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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