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As your best friend I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar.

Haha

Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)

1st birthday party ideas for girls | Party Decorations: Step 5 of the Party Planning Checklist:

A Southern girl's summertime dilemma! So funny!- especially to work!

@Lynsie Magill or anything to drink in doubles LOL

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Our “Kick Donkey Birthday” card is lovingly handcrafted in the Philippines by women survivors of sex trafficking. The card incorporates a variety of handmade, recycled papers, making it environmentall

Kick Donkey Birthday Card

Funny Happy Birthday Memes for *{Guys, Kids, Sister & Husband} Hilarious Bday Meme

'Do you want me to put Eminem on? would that help you grow some balls?'

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

@Dawn Ertel Funny Friendship Ecard: Just because I'm nice doesn't mean I'm your bitch.

If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

Funny Confession Ecard: You're right, shopping won't fix the problem. But it will put me in a better mood for when I actually have to deal with it.

Definitely so true! It's called "retail therapy" for a reason.

haha i will never be a mom that has one of those yellow signs saying, "baby on board"

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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